I’m getting a gooseberry bouquet with a hint of oak and a fruity finish .......I’m getting shitfaced
Rosie Made A Thing
Regular price £2.50
Happy Birthday lovely Wife (I’ve kept the receipts)
Happy Birthday Mum - what’s your secret ? Please say it’s cake and booze
Excellent Auntie. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
This could be us ......Except we like wine. Not yoga.
Here I am doing my bit, staying in, saving the world
Alexa, talk dirty to Bob while I read my Jilly Cooper
Copy of Say when .........
We’re still hot, It just comes in flushes now
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s bucket loads of gin
Brilliant Niece. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
Brother, the years are catching up with us all.......But today, mostly you
Happy Birthday Dad - What’s your secret ? Please tell me it’s biscuits and booze
Excellent Uncle. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
Excellent Brother. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
Excellent Husband. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
Excellent Sister. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
Brilliant Nephew. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
Lovely Granny. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
Lovely Grandma. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
Lovely Nan. Would recommend. Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Lovely Husband. (I’ve kept the receipts)
Another birthday? Time flies when you’re stuck at home, drunk and full of existential dread
Sometimes the best therapy is a girls’ night in (bras optional)
There’s no more AM and PM ....It’s either coffee time or wine time
Copy of 2.8 billion dads on the planet and you’re my favourite
2.8 billion mums on the planet and you’re my favourite
My Mum is better than your Mum
Here’s a credit note for your birthday
Lycra ....The comfy way to enjoy a Cappuccino
For your birthday this year I’ve bought you a gym membership....Just kidding IT’S GIN
Goodbye tension. Hello pension
Happy New Home .....Good luck finding the kettle
I really need my reading glasses these days
When you said you were going to slip into something more comfortable, I didn’t think you meant fluffy slippers
How much do you normally spend on a bottle of wine ........About 30 minutes
There’s no greater love than that between a grumpy dad and the pet they said they never wanted
20% cycling 80% cake
If you want to come cycling with us, you’d better be prepared to eat lots of cake
Happy Birthday. Treat yourself to a midlife crisis
We all have that one friend who’s bad for our liver
Young at heart .......Old at cake
One year closer to granny pants
When you’re an adult you can have chocolate cake for breakfast....
My best mate ......
WOW ! What’s you’re secret ? .........Please say it’s cake and booze
Sing like there’s nobody listening ......Dance like you’re not pelvicly flawed
The years are catching up with all of us ........But today, mostly you
If I’ve learnt anything in my 23 years on this earth. It’s that it’s OK to lie about your age
Say when .........
